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Poster: BryanE Date: Feb 1, 2007 4:29pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 12-9-81

One of these days, I ain't gonna be down by frickin frackin law, and when that day gets here, I'm gonna rip one of those bud pics right outta the screen and shmoak the bejeezus out of it.

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Poster: JodyC Date: Feb 1, 2007 4:42pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 12-9-81

Easy cowboy. No need to wait! Check out the face painted guy in the middle pic. Fuk, I'd paint my body for that seat!

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Poster: BryanE Date: Feb 1, 2007 4:59pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 12-9-81

Two cannibals were eating a clown when one says to the other, "You think this tastes funny?"

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Poster: JodyC Date: Feb 1, 2007 5:01pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 12-9-81

good one.

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Poster: high flow Date: Feb 1, 2007 5:03pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 12-9-81

LOL.

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Poster: BryanE Date: Feb 1, 2007 5:16pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 12-9-81

I got a million of 'em.

. . . . . . well, maybe not a million

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Poster: high flow Date: Feb 1, 2007 5:30pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 12-9-81

When it comes to one-liners, I would put my 86 year-old granny head-to-head w/ anybody. No doubt.

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Poster: BryanE Date: Feb 1, 2007 5:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 12-9-81

You might want to ask her about that before you make any commitments.

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Poster: high flow Date: Feb 1, 2007 6:08pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 12-9-81

Well, she wrote a book the size of Webster's, which contains many, many priceless gems.

She drops them like bombs socially and she's everybody's favorite lady. Talk about LOL...

I wish there were words to describe her personality, but words fail. In my 36 years, her kindness and humor are unmatched. Mostly based on how she treats others. Most folks are good to their family, but she is genuinely kind to all.

All that said. I still wanna' hear your remaining 999,999. I love a good joke!

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Poster: BryanE Date: Feb 2, 2007 3:34am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 12-9-81

If we actually did go head to head, I would concede defeat to Granny at the onset. She sounds like a real jewel. But here's another quickie:

Two fish swam into a concrete wall, and one of them shouted, "DAM!"

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Poster: daliguana Date: Feb 1, 2007 4:50pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 12-9-81

innit that Wavy?

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Poster: JodyC Date: Feb 1, 2007 4:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: 12-9-81

Believe you're right. Makes me feel so not tripping.